Enough Already!!!

Sweet jumping jesus! As I write this it’s 11:30 at night and the temperature¬† is STILL OVER 85 FRIGGING DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve had enough! I want the cooler temps of fall, and I want them NOW. I want to be able to go outside and not have an attack of PSS (That would be Projectile Sweating Syndrome) in less than three minutes! I want to be able to drive my truck, my black truck, the one with no air conditioning, without feeling like I’m in a sauna!
Dear Gods, please hear my prayer. Please, please, please, send us some cooler weather, I beg you. We need some relief.


Ok, now this is funny.

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